Jet set go!

The 1900 jet employees are finally in and the real truth behind why jet airways chairman Naresh goyal reinstated all the 1900 employees within 48 hours is out . "I've not been able to sleep all night" said apologetic goyal but didn't reveal that his change of heart was the result of bizarre dream in which he found himself aboard on one of his 9W flight from Delhi to Mumbai.

As his flight took off Goyal found himself sitting next to a foreign passenger who said " I understand you are the boss , but how could you sack your employees ? do you know what it mean to be laid off? ask me!!"

"Who are you ?" goyal asked "Guy ritchie, Madonna's ex-husband . you know why she divorced me? she said US is down and she had to cut her losses!" Goyal assured him that cabin crew will attend to him immediately. "what cabin crew? They all jumped off the plane as soon as you sacked them , including the pilot"

Goyal rushed to the cockpit and found it empty . "Damn my management, " he grumbled. He opened the emergency exit , jumped out and landed in mumbai , where he was surrounded by sacked employees who threatened to form a political party "And we'll not allow any flight to take off until jet is spelt in Sanskrit!" Goyal immediately called up his kingfisher partner Mallya who advised "I just have one solution.I'll feature some og them in kingfisher annual calender and the rest as IPL cheer leaders "

A frantic goyal prayed to God. Katrina kaif appeared before him! "I'm God " she said "Haven't you seen Hello??"Not that i could help the film! but i have told chetan bagat to name his new book as '4 mistakes of my life!'

Thats when Goyal woke up in a pool of sweat and took the momentous decision of reinstating his 1900 employees!!!